Why did the poop go to the party? Because it was the life of the bowel!

What do you call a bathroom with WiFi? A throne with connectivity!

Why did the toilet paper want to be an astronaut? It wanted to touch space butts!

What's a vampire's least favorite food? A stake in the kidney!

Why did the germ get kicked out of the party? It was too snot-ty!

Why do ghosts love to use the bathroom? Because they can go boo-boo!

How does a bee stay clean? It takes a buzz bath!

How do you know if a tissue is full? When it blows its nose!

What do you call a bathroom on a spaceship? A space toilet!

Why did the toilet paper join a band? It wanted to rap!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed!

Why don't seagulls use the bathroom? Because they can poop wherever they want!

Why did the bee wear a bow tie? Because it wanted to look fly!

Why did the toilet paper roll look so tired? It had been through a lot of crap!

What do you call it when you're trapped in a bathroom with no toilet paper? A crappy situation.

What's a plumber's favorite type of music? Clog and roll!

What did the big toilet say to the little toilet? You're too flushed with success!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? 'You're the sewage of my problems!'

What did the towel say to the toilet paper? Let's wipe out the competition!

Why did the plunger feel stuck? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the soap dish say to the soap? Let's lather up some fun!