Why did the corn go to the bathroom? It heard it was a-maize-ing!

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery? It was stuck in a roll!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom with no toilet paper? In a sticky situation!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the stairs? To unravel the mystery!

What do you call a magical bathroom? A restroom-aurant!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrr... but his first love is the C!

Why don't skeletons like to fight? They don't have the guts for it!

What did one penny say to the other penny? Let's get together and make some sense.

What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam.

What did the tissue say to the nose? Stop picking on me!

Why did the man sitting in a sink fall into the kitchen? Because he couldn't basin!

Why are spiders good swimmers? They have webbed feet!

Why did the pig go to the beach? Because he was looking for some sun bathing!

Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two tired!

Why was the belt arrested in the bathroom? Because it was holding up a pair of pants... and a few secrets!

Why was the bathroom tired? It had been flushed with success!

Why did the shower go to therapy? It couldn't handle the drain!

How does a penguin make a sandwich? Igloos it together!

Why was the math book sad in the bathroom? It was full of problems!

What do you call a magical bathroom? The loo-niverse!

Why did the thumbtack go to the bathroom? It needed to go number one!