What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? You're really on top of things!

Why was the toothbrush so tired? It had a lot of plaque to deal with!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom sink? You really wash out for me!

Why did the Q-tip get a promotion? It always stuck to its job!

Why did the soap opera actor get fired? Too much drama in the bathroom!

What did the toothpaste say to the floss? Stop stringing me along!

Why did the soap call the sponge? Because it needed a good scrubbing!

Why did the soap opera star never get dirty? They always had a clean slate!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Nice seat!

Why was the sink always confused? Because it couldn't find its faucet!

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? Because it couldn't find its roll model!

What did the drain say to the bathtub? Stop hogging all the water!

Why did the tissue go to the doctor? It had a case of the sniffles!

Why did the shower curtain always gossip? Because it had a lot of dirty secrets!

What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop drippin' on my parade!

Why did the bathtub feel so stressed? It had too much on its plate!

Why did the booger bring a suitcase to the party? Because he was a little snot!

Why did the toilet paper roll keep making bad jokes? It was on a roll!

Why was the soap opera banned from the bathroom? It was too sudsy!

Why was the toilet paper always tired? It had a lot of crap to deal with!

Why was the toilet paper never lonely? It always had a roll to talk to!