What did the toilet say to the tampon? I can tell you're stuck up!

Why did the soap go to jail? It couldn't stop suds-ing the law!

Why did the toilet paper want to travel the world? To find its perfect roll-mate!

They say money talks, but what does toilet paper do? It keeps it all together!

What's a ghost's favorite body part? The boo-ty!

Why couldn't the tissue play hide and seek? It kept getting blown away!

What's the most musical part of the body? The toots!

Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bathroom? To solve a number 2 problem!

What did one hand say to the other hand? I can't handle this bathroom humor!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You give me a good flush of confidence!

What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom activity? Pee-sing!

Why do toilets always seem shy? Because they're always surrounded by 'excremental' situations!

What do you call a bathroom magician? The 'John' of all trades!

Why did the rubber band go to the bathroom? To stay stretchy!

Why did the germ go to the school dance? To find a host!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear-skin rug!

Why did the runner stop using the bathroom? He couldn't make it to the finish line!

Why did the germ feel left out? Because all its friends were fungi.

Why did the hand sanitizer go to school? It wanted to be a little disinfectant.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a little boogie in its nose.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe? 'I'm all tied up.'