Why did the toothbrush refuse to gossip? It wanted to keep things squeaky clean!

What did the garbage can say to the toilet? Let's flush out this friendship!

Why was the shower curtain always so proud? It always knew how to curtain attention!

What did the toilet roll tell the toilet seat? You really take the load off!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to play hide and seek? It couldn't handle the crapshoot!

Why was the soap bar always so emotional? It was always lathering on about something!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop being so drainy!

Why was the mirror always so reflective? Because it had a lot of self-reflection!

Why did the shower head get in trouble? It kept making inappropriate comments!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Let's make a clean sweep!

Why did the toilet break up with the tissue? It felt like they were just going in circles!

What did the plumber say about the toilet? It was unclogged with success!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? Because it was feeling on a roll!

Why was the nose always in the bathroom? Because it had a runny nose!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You're looking a little flushed!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other bathroom stall? Don't move, I'm taking this dump seriously!

Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? It heard the reception was good!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're dirty, wash your mouth out with soap!

What did the sink say to the toilet? We really need to 'clog' up this conversation!

Why was the nose always in the middle of the face? Because it was the 'scenter'!

How does a toothbrush greet people? With a big plaque on its face!