Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the salad say to the dressing? Lettuce have a party!
What did the soap say to the sponge? You're so absorbent!
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck on the bottom of someone's shoe.
Why did the candle break up with the wax? It found someone hotter.
Why did the bacteria go to the party alone? It couldn't find a good culture.
What did the thumb say to the finger? I thumb a ride.
Why did the germ go to the party? It wanted to infect the dance floor.
Why did the chrome bathroom fixtures date the brass ones? They were opposites that attracted.
Why did the napkin bring a fork to the party? It wanted to pick up something hot.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill sideways? Because it wanted to be on a roll.
Why did the nose not want to be friends with the toes? It thought they were too sneaky.
Why was the math book so nervous about taking a test? It was afraid of getting a number 2 pencil.
Why was the belt late for work? It got held up.
What did one sink say to the other sink? Isn't it sink or swim?
Why did the pencil win the race? Because it had a good point!
Why was the soap nervous? It always felt like it was going to be washed up!
Why did the tissue go to the doctor? It had a runny nose!
Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? To unroll its feelings!
Why did the soap get promoted? It had good scrubbing skills!
Why couldn't the tissue dance? Because it had a little boogie in it!
Why did the scared phone make an emergency call? It heard a ring in the dark!