Why did the toilet paper feel like a celebrity? Because it was always in the spotlight!

Why did the germ get taken to court? Because it was being charged with assault and bacterialtery!

What did the germ say to the bacteria? Let's stick together and make a real impact!

Why do toilets always get the last word in an argument? Because they can really close the lid on things!

Why did the scarecrow go to the bathroom? To soil his pants!

Why do elephants never use toilet paper? They always have a trunk on hand!

Why did the toilet paper get rolled up into the mummy movie? Because it wanted to play the role of a lifetime!

Why did the germ get elected president of the petri dish? Because it had the most contagious smile!

Why did the germ feel comfortable in the bathroom? Because it was in its element!

Why did the toilet paper get invited to the party? Because it always knows how to roll with things!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? Because it wanted to clean up its act!

Why don't bacteria ever get lonely? Because they're always surrounded by their culture!

Why did the germ feel light-headed? Because it had too many germs spinning around in its head!

Why did the homeless man take a bubble bath? Because he wanted to burst his own bubble!

Why did the constipated mathematician bring a pencil to the bathroom? To work it out!

Why did the pig give the hen a bell? Because it was oinking for an egg!

Why did the toilet flush multiple times? It was feeling overly dramatic!

What did the bath bomb say to the bathtub? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the Q-tip go to the beauty salon? It wanted to get all dolled up!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? You blow my mind!

Why did the soap bar go to therapy? It had some emotional baggage!