Why did the toilet paper dress up for Halloween? It wanted to scare the crap out of someone!

What do you call a bathroom snake? A hiss-ter!

Why did the toilet paper bring a smartphone to the bathroom? To scroll through social media!

Why did the soap go to the therapist? It had too many dirty secrets!

Why was the soap so confident? It always knew how to make a splash!

Why did the toothbrush never want to leave the bathroom? It was afraid of getting caught in a hairy situation!

Why did the fart sit in the corner at the party? It didn't want to be the center of attention!

What did the stomach say to the fart? Please, let me digest this information!

Why did the toilet paper feel bad for the tissues? They always got the short end of the stick!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're always full of yourself!

Why did the nose go to the bathroom? It had to pick something up!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other toilet bowl? You really look flushed!

Why did the soap opera actress break up with the washcloth? She couldn't handle the drama!

Why did the toilet brush feel unappreciated? It always got the dirty work!

What did the toilet paper say to the hand soap? I've got you covered!

What did the sewer say to the toilet? I'm your number one fan!

Why did the plunger refuse to work? It was stuck in a deep end!

What did the soap say to the shower? We make a great clean team!

Why did the toilet seat feel under pressure? It couldn't handle the weight!

What did one pee say to the other pee? Let's take the piss out of this situation!

Why did the bar of soap never feel lonely? It always had a bubbly personality!