What did the soap say to the sponge in the sink? Let's lather up some fun!

Why did the toilet paper join a band? It had a lot of rolls to play!

Why did the plumber break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his piping hot temper!

What do you call a bear with intestinal problems? Grizzly guts!

What did the toilet say to the doormat? You're always stepping on me!

Why did the fart stay in the room? It didn't want to let anyone know it was an airhead!

Why did the poop take an umbrella to the bathroom? It heard there were thunder dumps!

Why did the toilet paper bring a lawyer to court? It was being sued for being too clingy!

What do you call it when you don't clean your toilet for a month? A throne of filth!

Why did the toilet get flushed with success? It knew when to let go!

What did the mirror say to the sink? Stop reflecting on everything!

What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A poop stand-up!

Why did the soap go broke? It kept losing cents!

What do you call a bathroom without a toilet? A crapshoot!

Why did the stool talking to the urinal? It wanted to have a pee-pee chat!

What did the toilet say to its friend? Let's flush out the competition!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? It wanted to see all the toothbrushes groove!

What do you call a bathroom that's always cold? A chilly-p!

Why are toilets always so good at math? Because they know all the number 2's!

Why did the soap fall in love with the sponge? It couldn't resist her bubbly personality!

What do you call a bathroom that's haunted? A supply-geist!