Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What do you call a messy bathroom? A poo-tential disaster!
What did the tampon say to the cramp? Quit uterus-ing me!
Why did the toothbrush refuse to get out of bed? It didn't want to face the day!
What did the toilet bowl say to the plunger? You suck!
Why did the bathrobe get arrested? For loitering around the bathroom!
What did the fart say to the toilet? You take my breath away!
Why shouldn’t you play hide-and-seek with mountains? Because they peak!
Why did the dirty, smelly socks go to the doctor? They had a foot infection!
Why did the bacon break up with the eggs? It couldn't handle the heat!
Why did the germ go to the party? He heard they had a lot of snots!
What do you call a bathroom that's always on time? A punc-tual!
What do you call it when a ghost uses the bathroom? Boo-boo!
Why did the math book go to the bathroom? To solve its number 2 problems!
What do you call a bear in the bathroom? The grizzly reaper!
Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To get a little potty!
Why did the math book seem sad? It had too many problems.
Why was the math book feeling ill? It had too many problems.
What's one way to make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
What does a bee use in the bathroom? Buzz-wipes.
Why was the toilet paper rolling? It was on a roll.
What did one tooth say to the other tooth? Meet you in the mouth.