Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It had a bad attitude.

What did the toilet say to the hungry person? You're a bowl of trouble.

Why don't skeletons like to go to the bathroom? They can't stomach it.

What kind of vegetable is the most disgusting? A leek.

Why was the hand sanitizer nervous? It lost its bottle.

Why did the tissue go to jail? It was caught in a box.

What did one mirror say to the other mirror? We reflect together.

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bar-thlete.

What did the corn say after using the bathroom? I'm a-maize-ing now!

Why did the nose want to be a plumber? It enjoyed picking clogs.

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You are un-roll-ievable!

Why did the toilet paper call in sick? It felt wiped out.

Why did the underpants go to the doctor? Because it wasn't feeling brief.

Why was the cucumber mad? It was in a real pickle.

What did the soap say to the dirty hands? Wash me a river.

Why was the music teacher always gossiping? He had a lot of notes.

What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table!

What do you call a ghost in a bathroom? A toile-boo!

Why did the banana fail its driving test? It kept peeling out!

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom accessory? The arrrr-mop!

Why did the lemon fail math class? It couldn't make the grades tart!