What's a toilet's favorite type of movie? The Throne Ranger!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the best seat in the house!

Why did the toilet paper sit in the timeout corner? It was on a roll!

What do you call a bathroom that's angry? Flush with rage!

Why did the toothbrush decide to retire? It was tired of all the brush-off's!

What did one toilet say to the other on New Year's Eve? Let's make a clean start in 2022!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to improve its bubble-ty!

What do you call a bathroom stall that's feeling down? A low toilet!

Why did the toilet paper feel down in the dumps? It had a tearable day!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? I'm stuck in a crappy situation!

Why did the bathtub feel sad? It had too many empty feelings!

What do you call a bathroom that's always on time? Toilet-clock!

Why did the soap go to a party? It wanted to clean up the dance floor!

What did the drain say to the toilet? You're really going down the drain!

What did the bathroom tile say to the grout? Stick with me, we make a great pair!

Why was the bathtub so rude? It kept pulling everyone's plug!

What did one fart say to the other fart? Let's rip this place apart!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the bathroom? It wanted to do some number 2 calculations!

What did the poop say to the toilet? I'll catch you on the flip side!

Why did the toilet seat file a complaint? It said it was always getting the butt end of things!

What did the hand soap say to the bar of soap? You're so bubbly!