Why did the nose stop being friends with the mouth? Because it kept picking on it!

Why did the fart go to the party alone? Because it didn't want to stink up the place!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a stinker!

Why did the toilet paper not want to be friends with the towel? It thought the towel was too dry!

What do you call a fake noodle? An im-poopsta!

Why did the butt go to the doctor? Because it had a really bad crack!

Why did the bacteria skip school? Because they were feeling a little sick!

Why did the germ refuse to share? Because it was very self-ish!

What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr. Poop!

Why did the toilet flush while someone was still sitting? It just couldn't hold it in any longer!

What's a spider's favorite TV show? The Walking Shed!

Why did the snot go to school? To get a little booger education!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You'll always be my number one!

Why did the booger start a band? It wanted to pick up some fans!

What do you call a tissue that falls in love easily? A snot pocket!

Why did the germ decide to take up exercise? It wanted to be stronger to fight off its enemies!

What's a ghost's favorite snacks? Boo-berries and boogeritos!

Why was the toilet paper always the life of the party? It knew how to roll with the times!

Why couldn't the cow go to the bathroom? Because it had a bad case of moo-tiple choice!

Why did the fart go to therapy? To let out some steam!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth? I'm just here to pick up the plaque!