What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? Are you ready to brush up on your hygiene?

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really know how to handle crap!

What do you call a fly in the bathroom? A peeping Tom!

What did the zero say to the eight in the bathroom? Nice belt!

Why was the toilet paper singing in the bathroom? It was on a roll!

What do you call a dinosaur that cleans the bathroom? A mop-osaurus!

Why did the germ cross the bathroom? To spread some cheer!

Why did the toilet paper blush in the bathroom? Because it saw the crack!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet in the dark? We're in deep shit!

Why was the soap upset in the bathroom? It felt washed up!

What's a vampire's favorite part of the bathroom? The blood vessels!

Why did the toilet get jealous of the shower? Because it kept stealing the spotlight!

Why did the bacteria cross the road? To get to the germ party!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop clowning around and let's get to work!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You look clean, but I'm the real MVP!

What do you call it when two toilets race each other? A potty competition!

What do you get when you cross a toilet with a birthday cake? A potty with sprinkles!

Why did the toilet paper roll across the road? Because it wanted to unwind!

What do you call a dinosaur who cleans bathrooms? A pterodactyl!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you all right? You look a little flushed!

Why don't skeletons ever go to the bathroom? Because they don't have the guts!