What do you call a bathroom that's always busy? A loo-tic!

What did one poop say to the other? You stink, but that's okay because I'm the shit!

What did the mold say to the other mold? We really need to work on our spore relationship!

Why was the nose always in trouble? Because it was always picking!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A sitting duck!

Why did the toilet break up with the tissue? It couldn't handle the tears anymore!

What did one bacteria say to the other? Let's stick together!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It needed a bathroom break!

What's a vampire's least favorite excretion? Holy water!

What did the yeast say to the flour? Let's rise to the occasion!

Why did the sink glow in the dark? It had too many bright ideas!

Why did the germ go to the party? Because it was a real spreader!

Why was the toilet paper rolling down the street? It wanted to get to the bottom of things!

What do you call a bathroom super hero? Flush Gordon!

What do you call a bear in a bathtub? A bare-er!

What did the pickle say to the peanut? You make me dill with excitement!

Why did the soap call the sponge? It needed to soak up some gossip!

Why did the toilet paper win the talent show? It had the best wrap!

How does a toothbrush stay in touch? It has a lot of bristles on social media!

Why did the toilet brush cross the road? To clean the other side!

Why did the sponge bring a dictionary to the bathroom? To look up some dirty words!