Why did the soap want to go to the party? It heard there would be dirty dancing!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to cooperate? It had a rough day dealing with crap!

What did the booger say to the finger? Stick around, I'll be back!

Why was the toilet paper tired of life? It felt like it was constantly getting flushed!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Stop draining me, I'm pooped!

Why did the toilet offer a tissue some coffee? It was a real drip!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? Can we plunger into a good book?

Why did the soap want to join a band? It heard they were looking for a good clean sound!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Can you not wash away my problems?

Why did the fart want to go to the party early? To let itself in with a bang!

Why did the soap refuse to cooperate? It was all lathered up with stress!

Why did the toothpaste want to go on a date? It was looking for some cavity-filling conversation!

What did one poop say to the other? Why are you always so clingy?

Why was the belt upset at the pants? They kept holding him up all day!

Why did the germ go to the party? Because it was snot-nosed!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to play hide and seek? It always got wiped out!

What do you call it when you have to go to the bathroom in France? A déjà poo!

Why was the math book sad at the beach? It had too many sine waves!

Why was the toilet paper always happy? It had good clean jokes!

What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta!

Why did the toilet go to the party? It heard it was going to be a real splash!