Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet paper? You're on a roll!
Why did the ghost go into the bathroom? To boo-pee!
Why did the potty break up with the bathtub? It couldn't handle the drain!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? Let's plunge into the depths of cleanliness!
Why did the burp go to the bathroom? To blow off some steam!
Why did the booger bring a blanket to the bathroom? It was feeling a little runny!
Why did the napkin go to the bathroom? It heard it was a spot to hang out!
Why did the toilet paper cross its legs? It had to go really bad!
Why did the bathroom get sad? Because it had too many leaks!
Why did the germ go to school? To become a classy flu!
Why did the nose not want to work on Mondays? It had a sinus attitude!
What did one nostril say to the other nostril? We nose everything!
Why was the math book sad after going to the bathroom? It was full of number twos!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet after a rough day? We're in the same boat!
Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the toilet's butt crack!
What did the soap say to the bathroom sink? Stop draining me, I'm all washed up!
What did the tissue say to the runny nose? I've got you covered!
Why did the toilet feel uncomfortable? It had a lot of crap to deal with!
What did the toilet say to the faucet? Stop dripping on me, you're making me wet!
Why did the hairbrush break up with the comb? It couldn't handle its teeth!
What did one poop say to the other? You're the turd of the town!