What do you get when you cross a toilet with a stereo? Music you can dance to while you pee!

Why did the toilet paper get promoted? Because it knew how to take care of business!

What's a bathroom's least favorite room in the house? The kitchen, it's always full of dirty dishes!

Why was the math book sad in the bathroom? It didn't have a lot of problems to solve!

What do you call a toilet that likes to dance? A potty shaker!

Why don't seagulls use the bathroom? Because they prefer to go fly!

Why did the toilet paper feel queasy? Because it saw too many brown streaks!

What did the bar of soap say to the washcloth? Let's make a clean sweep!

Why did the gum go to school? It wanted to be a smart chew!

What did the moldy bread say to the fresh bread? You really need to loaf it up!

Why did the hairbrush go to the psychiatrist? It had too many tangled thoughts!

What did the shower head say to the faucet? Water you up to today?

Why did the booger pick a fight with the tissue? It needed to blow off some steam!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? I'll brush you off if you get too close!

Why did the soap tell secrets to the shampoo? Because it knew how to keep things clean!

What did the snot say to the tissue? I've got you covered!

Why did the toilet paper roll go on a diet? It wanted to get lean!

Why was the belt promoted at work? Because it held pants together!

How does a penguin keep its kitchen clean? It flippers the dishes!

What did the sweat say to the armpit? You really make me sweat!

Why did the snail bring toilet paper to the race? In case he had to go number two!