What did one wall say to the other wall before a race? Let's finish this joint!

What did the plumber do when he saw a leaky faucet? He tried to wash his hands of it!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the cliff? It wanted to make a splashdown!

What did one sock say to the other sock in the laundry basket? I'll catch up with you later!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to improve its grades!

What's a vampire's least favorite meal? A steak!

Why did the toilet paper roll his eyes? He was on a roll!

Why did the soap go to the comedy club? To clean up on stage!

Why was the toilet paper's party a hit? It was tearing it up on the dance floor!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? You're looking quite flushed today!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the bathroom? It couldn't handle the tooth!

Why did the germ get kicked out of the bathroom? It had a bad attitude!

What did the toilet say when it was sad? I'm feeling flushed with emotions!

Why did the bathroom mirror get promoted? It showed great reflection!

What did the sewer say to the bathroom? Let's keep this relationship flowing!

Why did the toilet paper want to be an astronaut? It wanted to be out of this world!

Why did the soap opera star go to the bathroom? To clean up their act!

Why did the toilet brush get a promotion? It was really scrubbing up well!

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? It heard it was on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the crack at the bottom!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you full of yourself?