Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip!
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get a better view!
What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? 'I like your style!'
What do you call a bear that's afraid of water? A grizzly shower!
What's brown and sticky? A chocolate-covered stick!
Why couldn't the belt hold up its pants? It was feeling the pressure!
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To find the nearest sneeze!
What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger!
Why did the soccer player go to the bathroom before the game? To waste time!
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To have a look at the competition!
What do you call a farting superhero? Gas-tastic!
Why did the tissue go to the doctor? It had a case of the sneezes!
Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? To talk to the other side!
What's a pirate's favorite bathroom activity? Plundering the toilet!
What's brown and sticky? A stick on a hot day!
What did the dentist say to the bathroom scale? 'You have a lot of plaque to work through!'
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get a closer look!
What do you get when you cross Pikachu and a toilet? A shocking experience!
What do you call a bear that's lost in the wilderness? Dis-bear-orientated!
Why did the germ break up with the virus? It needed some space to grow on its own!
What's brown and sticky? A stick-y situation!