Why was the soap always the life of the party? It's always great at breaking the ice!

What did the toothbrush say to the floss? Stop stringing me along!

Why did the soap go to a comedy show? It heard they were handing out clean jokes!

Why did the toilet paper get promoted at work? It always knows how to roll with the punches!

What did the finger say to the nose in the bathroom? Stop picking on me!

Why did the toilet scream in the middle of the night? It saw a scary flushback!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You always seem to suck me into things!

Why did the shampoo bottle go to school? It wanted to get a little more knowledge!

What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? Let's brush up on our cleanliness!

Why did the toilet seat get embarrassed? It couldn't handle being the butt of the joke!

Why don't eggs take baths? They don't want to be hard boiled!

What did the toilet say to the tank? Let's flush out our problems!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? You clean up nicely!

Why did the snot pout? It was feeling runny!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You really know how to pick your drains!

Why did the bacteria go to the gym? It heard they had a lot of reps!

Why was the soap so friendly? It never left anyone hanging!

What did the tissue say to the napkin? Stop folding under pressure!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the rest room!

Why did the soap go to school? To become a little b-ar-soap!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share? It was too brushy!