Why was the toilet embarrassed? It had a public flush!

What did the shower say to the bathtub? You're looking clean today!

Why do toilets always seem so tired? They flush a lot!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? This really sucks!

What did the fart say to the burp in the bathroom? You blow me away!

Why was the empty shampoo bottle sad? It knew it had no future!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're a bowl-tiful sight!

What do you get when you cross a toilet with a pastry? A cruller flusher!

Why was the towel embarrassed? It kept slipping up in front of people!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? Lift me up, baby!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper? You clean up nice!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Stop bristling at me!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the plungers coming!

What do you call a nosy pepper in the bathroom? Jalapeño business!

Why did the gum cross the road to the bathroom? It got stuck to the shoe!

What did the hand sanitizer say to the soap? Let's rub each other the right way!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill slowly? It had a bad case of the runs!

What did the used tissue say to the garbage can? I'm feeling a bit crumpled!

Why did the toilet attend therapy? It had some serious flushbacks!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? We make a great pair!

Why did the plumber go to school? To pipe up his knowledge!