What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You've been acting a little draining!

What do you call a bathroom ghost? The smell-ectrician!

Why did the bathroom get too hot? It had too much toilet trouble!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? An empty threat!

How does a vampire brush his teeth in the bathroom? With fangpaste!

Why was the toilet paper always sad? Because it was always left behind!

Why was the toilet always red? It couldn't stop flushing with joy!

What did the bathroom mirror tell the sink? Let's reflect on our water usage!

Why did the poop cross the road? To get to the other slide!

What did one fart say to the other? Let's let it rip!

Why was the toilet paper hysterical? It saw a crack in the door!

What did the shower say to the toilet? Let's keep things clean!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to share? It was on a roll!

What did the poop say to the fart? You blew me away!

Why was the sink so proud? It had a lot of basin it!

What did the vomit say to the toilet? I'm feeling flushed!

Why did the soap opera break up? There was too much drama!

What did one snot say to the other? Let's stick together!

Why did the toilet brush go on strike? It couldn't handle the dirt!

What did one fart say to the other? Let's air it out!

Why was the shower curtain so popular? It had a lot of pull!