What did the hairbrush say to the hair? You're really growing on me.

Why did the trash can blush? It saw someone throw away a used tissue.

What did one soap bar say to the other? You really lather me up.

Why did the toilet paper roll go to therapy? It had overwhelming feelings of being used up.

What did the sweaty sock say to the shoe? I'm all tied up in knots.

What do you call a bathroom full of vegetables? A poop garden.

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the bathroom? To do its number 2s.

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? Are you okay with me going down there?

Why was the butt so worried? It had a lot of crap to deal with.

What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A loo-natic asylum.

Why did the booger go to school? To pick up some knowledge.

What did the toilet seat say to the butt? You're a pain in the rear!

Why couldn't the toilet play hide and seek? Because it was always getting flushed out.

What do you call a bathroom that's always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.

Why did the poop emoji get in trouble? It was being cheeky.

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? Unbe-leaf-able!

Why did the soap bring a ladder to the bathroom? It wanted to reach new heights.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it saw a butthole!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Rap.

Why was the math book so constipated? It had too many logs.

Why did the booger bring a suitcase to the bathroom? It was going on a snotcation.