What do you call a bathroom that's a magician? A poo-dini.

Why was the toilet paper in a hurry? It had a lot to doo-doo.

Why did the toilet bring a plunger on a date? In case things got clogged.

Why did the germ cross the toilet? To infect the other side.

Why did the antelope go to the bathroom? To take care of number 1 and number 2.

What's a bathroom's favorite game? Call of Doody.

Why did the pee cross the toilet? To get to the other side.

Why did the computer go to the bathroom? It had a download.

What did one toilet brush say to the other? Are you bristling for a fight?

How does a bee brush its hair? With honeycombs.

What did one tub of butter say to the other? You butter believe it!

Why did the germ go to the school? To become a flu-ent student!

Why do ghosts love going to the bathroom? Because they enjoy the boo-boo humor.

What's a cow's favorite thing to do in the bathroom? Mooooove around.

What did one eye say to the other? Don't look now, but something between us smells.

What did the soap say to the sponge? Stop soaking up all the attention!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? I'll brush you off!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his rubber ducky.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be bay-gulls!

Why was the broom feeling down? It had a lot of dirt to sweep under the rug!

How do you clean a tuba? With a tuba toothpaste!