Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
How does an elephant take a shower? With a trunk hose!
Why did the germ turn down the invitation? It wanted to avoid a viral situation!
Why did the plunger break up with the sink? It was tired of going down the drain!
How does a penguin clean its bathroom? With ice-sicles!
Why did the toilet paper bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights!
What did the poop say to the fart? Pull my finger!
Why did the toilet brush end the relationship? It couldn't handle the dirty laundry.
What did the plunger say to the clogged drain? Let's plunge into action!
Why did the soap dish break up with the soap bar? It couldn't handle the suds anymore.
What did the bathtub say to the shower? You need to come clean about your drain issues.
Why did the toilet bowl file for divorce? It was fed up with all the crap.
What did the toilet paper roll call his band? The Unwindables!
Why did the soap go to school? To become a little bolder.
Why did the nose think it was an imposter? It kept running away.
What did one sink say to the other sink? If you're not careful, you'll get a wash out.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? Are you sure you know your crap?
Why did the faucet get tired? It had too many leaks to handle.
Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? To show off its flossy moves.
Why did the soap take a day off? It needed a little pampering.
Why did the shampoo bottle go to therapy? It had too many issues.
What did the sponge say to the soap? Let's lather up in laughter.