Why did the gum cross the road? Because it got stuck on the chicken's foot!

What did one shark say to the other? Let's go on a feeding frenzy!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? It had to be number two!

Why did the bacteria bring luggage? It was planning a long trip inside.

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're a bowl of laughs!

What did the light bulb say to the toilet? You're full of crap!

How do you know if an octopus is ticklish? Test-tickle it!

Why was the towel always wet? It couldn't dry off fast enough!

What did one booger say to the other? You're such a pick!

How do you keep a skeleton clean? Bone soap and water!

Why did the cockroach break up with the ant? It found someone more down to earth!

What did the tissue say to the sneeze? Bless you!

Why did the toilet paper go to the doctor? It had a case of the runs!

How does a duck clean its bathroom? With feather dusters!

Why did the soap go to the bank? It wanted to make a clean deposit!

Why did the pig break up with the shovel? It found greener pastures!

How do you catch a squirrel in the bathroom? Hide in the shower and be nuts!

What did one poop say to the other? You stink at this game!

Why did the toilet roll run away? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? I got your dirt covered!

Why did the mouthwash go broke? It was all washed up!