Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the towel go to the beach? To soak up the sun.
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? It's time to put the lid down on this conversation.
Why did the soap opera never finish filming? There was too much drama in the bathroom.
What did the hairdryer say to the shower? You're blowing me away!
Why did the toothpaste win the marathon? It had good oral hygiene.
What did the mirror say to the toilet? Reflect on our bathroom banter.
What did one eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us.
What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom!
Why did the math book refuse to be read? It had too many problems to solve.
Why did the bacteria take the elevator? It wanted to get to the next floor quickly.
What do you call a bear with no teeth and bad breath? A gummy bear with halitosis.
Why did the mold take up meditation? It wanted to become a fungi.
Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get some extra sheets.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!
Why did the chicken sit on the clock? To time how long it took to lay an egg.
What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to planet.
Why did the pencil cross the road? It wanted to be a drawer.
Why did the bread go to the doctor? It kneaded to see a professional.
Why do elephants never use public bathrooms? Because they're afraid of falling in.
What do you call a potato that's afraid? A dictator.
What did the sink say to the toilet? You look flushed.