Why did the math book blow a fuse? It couldn't handle its problems!

Why did the pickle go to the party? Because it was kind of a big dill!

Why did the cookie cry? Because it felt crumby!

Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!

What's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there's a mile between the first and last letters!

Why do fish never play piano in public? You can't tuna fish!

Why did the tea bag go to the beach? It wanted to steep on the shore!

Why did the germ always lose at hide and seek? Because it was always snot funny!

What do you call cheese that's not yours and is also wearing a disguise? Nacho cheese in disguise!

Why did the belt break up with the pants? They kept getting too attached!

How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get a higher education!

What do you call a bathroom musician? John Flushante!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper? You're on a roll!

Why was the toilet paper unhappy? It had a crappy day!

What do you call a bathroom lottery winner? John Wick-It!

Why did the toilet paper get a job as a comedian? It loves bathroom humor!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet bowl? Let's clean up this mess!

Why did the bathroom mirror go to therapy? It couldn't handle its true reflection!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're always so full of crap!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? Let's dive right in!