Why did the tomato turn red again? Because it was caught ketchup-ing with friends!

What do you call a snake that tells jokes? A hiss-terical comedian!

Why was the computer cold again? It was left out in the WiFi!

What do you call a scared egg? Egg-cited!

Why did the germ get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!

What's brown and sticky? A stick covered in chocolate sauce!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was tired of all the pedaling!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll hang out with you in the corner!

Why did the germ cross the microscope again? To get to the other lens!

How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it and watch it tango!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Bloom where you're planted, bud!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor (again)? It had too many crumbles in its life!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and no ears but great dance moves? A groovy gummy bear!

Why did the tomato turn red (yet again)? Because it was turningip with the wrong crowd!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and an oven? Melty frostbite!

Why did the belt get locked up in the end? It had too many buckle-ups in life!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants (again)? In case he got a swing and a miss!

Why don't cows wear high heels? Because they moove too slowly!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea (and repeat it)? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be spelt differently!

Why did the scarecrow win an award (again)? Because it was out-standing in its field of dreams!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean one more time? Just keep waving, just keep waving!