Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the germ say to the body? I'm contagious!
Why did the germ apply for a job? It wanted to be a bug tester!
How do you repair a tissue? You give it a little TLC!
Why didn't the germ go to the party? It had no body to go with!
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it!
Why did the germ apply for a job as a chef? It wanted to be a great influenza!
What do you call someone who steals a toilet? A stool pigeon!
Why was the germ depressed? It had bacterial issues!
Why was the bike honest? It didn't want to tire out the lies!
How did the yogurt view itself? It was cultured!
What do you call an alligator that is good at math? An invegator!
Why did the germ go to the party? It was a fungi gathering!
Why did the germ go to school? To be a little cultured!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad breath? A stink-o-saurus!
Why did the broom go to therapy? It had too many issues to sweep under the rug!
Why did the bacteria skip lunch? They were feeling a little queasy!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone? A golden receiver!
Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a real fungi!
What did one nose say to the other nose? Stop picking on me!
Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? To draw some attention!
What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of mustard!