What's a pirate's favorite letter? P! Because it's like an R, but it's missing a leg!

Why did the stall get glasses? It had trouble seeing number 2!

What did the tooth say to the floss? Stop getting so close to me!

Why did the bathroom break up with the rest of the house? It needed some space!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? It couldn't handle the dirty dishes!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop flushing your problems away!

Why did the toilet call the plumber? It was feeling a little flushed!

Why did the toilet run for president? It knew how to handle the dirty business!

Why was the shower curtain always cold? It was always left hanging!

What did the toilet say to the bath mat? You've got me feeling soft around the edges!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It needed a break to brush up on its skills!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth? We make a great pair!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the toilet nudes!

What do you call a bathroom that never gets clean? Stinky business!

Why did the toilet go to the party? It heard they were serving punch!

Why did the soap get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its mouth clean!

What did the toilet say to the plugged sink? Let it flow, let it flow!

Why did the toilet paper feel embarrassed? It got stuck in a sticky situation!

Why did the gum stay in the bath for so long? It was stuck on some deep thoughts!

What's a toilet's favorite type of yoga? BOWEL (Bathroom Om Wellness Everyday Love)!

Why did the nail brush go to school? It wanted to nail down some knowledge!