What did one urine sample say to the other? We're in the same boat!

What do you call a bathroom full of actors? A drama-toire!

Why was the soap scared of the shower? It heard it was a real rinse and repeat offender!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet during a race? I'm going to push through this!

Why did the plumber go to the beach? To work on his pipe-lining!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It wanted to unwind!

What did the toilet say to the frustrated plumber? I'm in deep doo-doo!

Why was the toilet always invited to the party? It knew how to handle the crap!

Why don't skeletons use the bathroom? Because they don't have the guts!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard they had a good time!

What did the toilet name his autobiography? The Potty Papers!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the bottom of the bathroom!

What's a vampire's favorite bathroom activity? Counting tombstones!

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? To look for the boogie man!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To wash its hands!

What did one bubble in the bathtub say to the other? Keep it clean!

Why did the ghost go to the bathroom? To scare the crap out of someone!

Why was the toilet paper so happy? It was on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper roll sideways? It wanted to get a different angle!

What do you call a fake piece of poop? Sham poo!

Why do toilets love parties? They're always flushed with excitement!