Why was the toilet seat cold? It got flushed with ice water!

Why did the math book go to the bathroom? To work out its problems!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Poo-dini!

Why did the tomato turn red in the bathroom? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're a real flush!

What do you call a fake noodle's bathroom? An impasta's lair!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself in the bathroom? It was two tired!

What did the grape do when it was stepped on in the bathroom? It let out a little wine!

How do you fix a broken toilet in space? With inter-galactic plumbing!

Why did the bathroom break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the crap anymore!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear bubbles!

Why did the germ go to school? To be a smart farticle!

Why do ghosts use the bathroom? Because they have BOO-boo!

Why did the math book go to the bathroom? To solve number 2!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly bear!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They had too many arguments about cleanliness!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other? We've got this crap covered!

What did one toilet say to the other? Hear anything juicy lately?

Why does a bathroom have a clock? To remind you to go before it's too late!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to the bathroom? To jot down some notes!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a pop star? A bathroom singer!