What did the bathroom mirror say to the sink? Stop staring at me, I'm feeling flushed!

Why was the toilet paper mad at the tissue? It thought it was on a roll!

What do you call a toilet that is out of order? Unacceptable!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to become a clean scholar!

What did one soap say to the other soap? You're the one I foam-d of!

Why did the toilet call the plumber? It had a leak of faith!

What did the germ say to the toilet seat? Let's get cheeky!

Why did the bath towel go to the doctor? It felt under the weather!

What is a pirate's favorite bathroom accessory? The arrrrrrr-towel!

Why did the toothpaste refuse to come out of the tube? It needed more time to paste itself!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet brush? You really scrub me the wrong way!

Why did the soap go to school? To become a germ scholar!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look wiped out!

What do you call a bathroom ghost? Poo-pernatural!

Why did the toilet paper roll get a job? It was on a roll!

What did the gum say to the shoe in the bathroom? You're stuck with me!

Why was the bathroom so happy? Because it had a lot of bowel movement!

What did the toilet bowl say to the bathtub? You're full of yourself!

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? A stinkosaurus!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I feel your pain, man!

Why did the toilet paper roll with scissors? It wanted to cut the crap!