Why was the hand sanitizer so popular? It had good clean fun!

What's a vampire's favorite part of the house? The bat-hroom!

What did the signs on the bathroom door say to each other? Do not disturb!

Why did the toilet paper bring a backpack to the bathroom? It was on a roll!

What did one faucet say to the other faucet? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the soap get in trouble at school? It couldn't keep its hands off itself!

What did one bathroom mirror say to the other? Reflections are just a mirror image of reality!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the underside!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bare-bottomed!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom towels undressing!

What do you call a toilet that loves to dance? A potty-pooper!

What did one shower say to the other shower? Let's make it rain!

Why was the toilet paper jealous of the paper towels? It thought they were on a roll!

Why did the soap go broke? It kept losing money in the shower!

What do you call a fancy bathroom? A powder room!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with a piece of tape? They were stuck together!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's stick togeth-er!

Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It just couldn't handle the pressure!

What did one soap dish say to the other soap dish? You're a dish best served clean!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A crappy situation!

Why did the nose not want to go to the bathroom? It didn't want to pick a booger!