Why was the toilet paper running late? Because it got caught up in a roll!

What did one toilet say to the other? You fill me with joy!

Why was the toilet paper so happy? It had a roll in life!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Get flushed!

Why did the faucet break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To make it to the bottom!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? Because it wanted to get flushed!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? You really suck at your job!

What do you call a farting detective? A private tooter!

Why was the bathroom always in trouble? It couldn't hold its crap together!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A restroom!

Why did the toilet paper go to a party? It heard it was gonna get rolled!

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? A mega-sore-ass!

Why was the soap unhappy in the bathroom? It felt washed up!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road with the chicken? It was wiped out!

What do you call a computer in the bathroom? A serial downloader!

Why did the toilet seat go to the gym? It wanted a good squat!

What do you call a messy bathroom? A dive-in disaster!

Why did the toilet start a band? It had great flush beats!

What does a nosy pepper do in the bathroom? Gets jalapeño business!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They couldn't handle each other's dirty habits!