What did the toilet say to the plumber? Can you please stop leaking on me?

Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to learn how to roll properly!

How does a vampire clean his bathroom? With bat-towels!

Why was the bathroom dancing? Because it heard the beat from the toilet!

What do you call a bathroom singer? Elvis Poo-sley!

How does a pig take a bath? In a hog tub!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It heard it was a happening place!

Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? It heard they were tearing it up on the dance floor!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I'll always be there to support you!

How do you fix a broken tub? With a tuba glue!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? It heard there was a good lather party!

Why couldn't the bicycle find the bathroom? It was two tired!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're such a drip!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little soap scholar!

What do you call a deer in the bathroom? No idea, I can't see it!

Why did the toilet paper go to the doctor? It was feeling wiped out!

How does a ghost clean its bathroom? With a BOO-jay!

Why did the shampoo go to therapy? It had too many split ends!

What did the toilet say when asked about its favorite music? I'm a big fan of potty rock!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to dance? It had too much plaque on its teeth!

How do you unlock a bathroom door? With a loo-key!