What did the sink say to the toilet? You're so full of yourself!

Why did the toilet paper join the gym? It wanted to get ripped!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're a bowl of fun!

Why did the soap go to the library? It wanted to clean up on some knowledge!

What did the toothpaste say to the floss? Let's stick together!

Why was the soap always so bubbly? It had a lot of personality!

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? It wanted to get a tan!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? Let's plunge into the depths of cleanliness!

Why was the soap always so slippery? It couldn't hold onto anything!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share? It was too selfish!

Why was the soap opera cancelled? It had too much drama!

Why did the toilet paper get a job as a comedian? It had a lot of rolls!

What did the sink say to the bathtub? You're always full of yourself!

Why did the soap get in trouble with the law? It was caught in a lather!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Let's not clog up the conversation!

Why was the toilet paper so happy? It had unrolled some good news!

Why did the plunger go to the party? It knew how to unclog the dance floor!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? You're really lathering it on thick!

What did the sink say to the bathtub? Stop draining me of my energy!

What do you call a bathroom ghost? A loo-spectre!

Why was the toothbrush arrested? It was caught brushing too close to the gums!