Why did the toilet read the newspaper? It was trying to catch up on the latest poop!

What did the sink say to the mirror? Stop reflecting on everything!

Why did the germ go to school? It wanted to be a smart virus!

What did one soap bar say to the other? You're such a clean cut!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go out? It didn't want to brush shoulders with anyone!

How does a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the plunger refuse to work overtime? It didn't want to get too deep into things!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other? Water you doing later?

Why did the razor blade break up with the shaving cream? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the soap bar never get picked for the team? It always slipped through the cracks!

What do you call a pile of puppies in the bathroom? A 'poo'dle!

Why did the soap opera get canceled? It was too sudsy!

Why did the toilet call the plumber? It was feeling flushed!

What do you call a bathroom that sings? A tuba!

Why was the toilet paper jealous of the towel? It always got to hang around!

Why did the shower curtain go to therapy? It had separation anxiety!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Let's do this crap together!

Why did the toothpaste get a job at the bank? It was good at filling cavities!

What do you call a pile of cats in the bathroom? A meowtain.

Why was the soap angry? It felt dirty.

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I got you covered.