Why did the toilet brush break up with the toilet plunger? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What do you call a bear with bad breath? A carebear!

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It was on a roll!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? Stop hogging all the water!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a soapstar!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!

What did one sink say to the other sink during a party? Let's bowl them over with our tap-dancing!

Why did the plunger refuse to go to the party? It didn't want to get stuck in a jam!

Why did the soap need therapy? It had too many bubble-up issues!

What do you call a polite bathroom? Lav-a-tory!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the toilet bowl? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? We make a great team - let's stick together!

Why did the hairbrush refuse to talk to the comb? It didn't want to get in a tangle!

What do you call a cat in the bathroom? A purr-vert!

Why did the soap avoid the water? It didn't want to make waves!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? You fill me up in all the right places!

Why did the bathtub break up with the shower? It couldn't deal with the constant downpour!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the bathroom? To do some number two.

What do you call it when a bathroom is haunted? A loo-dicrous situation!

Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why was the toilet paper running late? It got stuck in a crack.