Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom.

What do you call a bathroom that sings? A toilet bowl.

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They had a messy relationship.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bathroom? Frostbite.

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the bathroom? It didn't want to face the truth.

What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? Let's makeout.

What's a bathroom's favorite rock band? Flush.

What did the shower say to the drain? Stop being so needy.

Why did the bacteria go to the bathroom? To wash away its troubles.

What's a bathroom's favorite type of math? Subtraction.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're a bit flushed!

Why did the toilet paper roll turn around? It saw the crack!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? To clean up its act!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had emotional baggage!

Why did the plunger go to school? To unclog its mind!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Please stop rubbing me the wrong way!

Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? They couldn't plunge into a serious relationship!

Why did the soap bring a bar of chocolate to the bathroom? It wanted to have a bubble bath!

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? To get a tan!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet paper? Let's keep things clean between us!

Why did the soap feel guilty? It had a dirty past!