Why did the toilet seat go to therapy? It had some serious attachment issues.

What's the difference between a bathtub and a stomachache? One you soak in, the other you soak up!

Why did the soap bar go to school? It wanted to be a clean slate!

What did one soap dispenser say to the other? You push my buttons!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go into the bathroom? It had bad bristles with the sink.

What's a fish's favorite type of bathroom? A carp-pond-try!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really know how to get to the bottom of things!

Why was the bathrobe always late? It was always tied up in knots.

What did one bathroom tile say to the other? Let's stick together through thick and thin!

Why do ghosts love bathroom stalls? They can go haunt one whenever they want!

What's a vampire's least favorite bathroom essential? A mirror - it reflects their lack of reflection!

Why did the toilet call for backup? It was feeling flushed!

What did one mirror say to the other mirror? You really reflect my thoughts.

Why did the shower curtain ask for privacy? It needed to shower alone!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? It heard they needed a fresh mouth!

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom accessory? The argh-soap!

Why did the hand towel file a complaint? It was tired of being used and abused.

What do you call a bathroom sign's favorite game? Potty-Trained!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to dance? It had a bad case of the spins!

Why was the shower always late to work? It couldn't stop running!

What did one bathtub say to the other? You fill me up!