Why did the toilet paper get thrown out of the party? It was on a roll!

What did the shower say to the toilet? You're a real drip!

Why did the math book become uncomfortable in the bathroom? It had too many problems!

What do you call it when you're halfway through your toilet paper roll? A mid-ply crisis!

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!

What do you call it when you're scared of getting stuck in a bathroom? Restroomphobia!

What did the grape do in the bathroom? It let out a little wine!

Why was the math book sad in the bathroom? It couldn't find a square root!

How do you know if a ghost has used your bathroom? It leaves a ghastly smell!

Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's easier than walking!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other? You look flushed!

Why was the broom late to the bathroom? It swept in!

Why did the nose refuse to shake hands? It didn't want to get picked on!

What do you call a dinosaur with bad hygiene? A stink-o-saurus!

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the bathroom? It wanted some company!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper? You really clean up well!

What do you call a talking toilet? Commode-ian!

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard there would be a lot of dirty jokes!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet at a party? Let's make a splash!

Why did the bathroom get into a fight with the kitchen? It couldn't stand the toilet bowl over!

What did one sink say to the other sink? You're looking a little drained today!