Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toilet plunger say to the clogged drain? You're really backing things up.
Why did the sponge feel left out? It felt like everyone was just soaking up to each other.
What did the toilet paper say to the hand towel? Let's roll together and clean up this mess.
Why was the calendar always falling? It's days were numbered.
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon.
What is a skeleton's favorite room in the house? The bathroom, because it has a bone to pick.
Why did the bacteria break up with the mitochondria? It wasn't a good match.
Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had foot in mouth disease.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
What did one pickle say to the other pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
Why did the bacteria go to the party? To spread some culture!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're such a drain!
Why did the toilet paper go to the bathroom? It needed to unwind!
What do you call a singing bathroom? A loo-performing!
Why did the soap go to school? To become a little b-ar-soapist!
What did the toilet say to the plumber? Can you flush out the problem?
Why did the germ go to the party? It was looking to make some friends!
What's a toilet's favorite game? Hide and seek!
Why don't skeletons shower with soap? They prefer bonedry!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? I'm feeling a little flushed!