Why did the plunger break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the pressure.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You're a bowl of fun.

Why did the shampoo win the race? It knew the shortcut to success.

What do you call a bathroom ghost? The 'Boo-Boo' Buddy.

Why couldn't the nose be trusted? It was always getting picked.

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining me?

Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other side.

Why did the soap jump out the window? It wanted to be a bar of soap.

What did one toothbrush say to the other toothbrush? I've got your back.

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work? It had a crappy attitude.

Why did the soap opera get good ratings? It had a lot of drama.

Why did the shampoo get a good job offer? It had great lather experience.

Why did the bathtub get arrested? It was caught with dirty water.

What did one toilet bowl say to the other toilet bowl? We're in this together.

Why did the sponge break up with the dish soap? It felt like they were just scrubbing in circles.

What did the sink say to the garbage disposal? Can you please grind to a halt?

Why did the tissue go on strike? It felt like it was being used and thrown away too frequently.

What did the bar of soap say to the shower? I'm feeling a little washed out today.

Why did the towel hang itself up? It couldn't handle being dragged around anymore.

What did one plunger say to the other plunger? Let's plunge into action!

Why did the deodorant go to therapy? It had issues with commitment.