Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper roll off the stage? It wanted to give a clean performance.
What did one flea say to the other flea in the bathroom? Shall we meet up tonight for a bite?
What did one toilet say to the other toilet at the party? You look flushed with excitement!
What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining my energy?
Why did the bathtub blush? Because it saw the toilet unclogged.
Why was the toilet tired of waiting? It had to deal with a lot of crap.
Why was the soap nervous in the bathroom? It was afraid of getting washed up.
Why did the toothbrush refuse to enter the bathroom? It had bristles with stage fright.
Why did the bathroom scale break up with the weighing machine? It couldn't handle the weight of the relationship.
Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? It had a text message to deliver.
Why did the tomato turn blue? It saw the salad dressing.
What's the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades.
Why did the toilet paper roll go to the party? It heard things were about to get wild.
Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick!
What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Why was the nose always in trouble? It was always picking fights.
Why do pigs never tell the truth? They hogwash.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? There's a quack in its litter box.