Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
What did the toothbrush say to the teeth? Let's brush up on our hygiene.
Why did the germ cross the playground? To get to the slide infections.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
What did one turd say to the other? You smell like sh*t.
Why did the toilet get embarrassed? It saw someone crack a joke.
What did one booger say to the other? You pick me up when I'm down.
Why did the piece of cheese go to the bathroom? It needed to be grated.
What did the burrito say to the toilet? I feel so wrapped up in you.
What did the dirty sock say to the clean sock? You make me sick.
Why did the shower head break up with the bathtub? Things were starting to get steamy.
What did the germ say to the other germ? Let's spread some infection.
Why did the toilet bowl always seem angry? It couldn't take any crap.
What did the drain say to the hair clog? You're really starting to get on my nerves.
Why did the skunk use so much toilet paper? It had to cover up for its stinky business.
What did the deodorant say to the sweaty armpit? Let's stick together and fight this funk.
Why did the doctor carry a red pen in the bathroom? To mark the tissues red-handed.
What did the fart say to the toilet seat? You always catch me when I fall.
Why did the soap break up with the water? It felt like it was being taken for a rinse.
What did the smelly sock say to the fresh laundry? You're all wash and no wear.
Why did the hairbrush go to the therapist? It had too many tangles in its thoughts.