Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bar-tender.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Don't worry, I've got your back.

Why did the toothbrush refuse to comb the bathroom? It didn't want to brush with danger.

What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge? The fridge doesn't sing when you shut the door.

Why did the germ cross the toilet bowl? To get to the other side.

Why don't toilets ever get tired of sitting all day? They can handle the pressure.

What's a toilet's favorite type of music? A toilet symphony.

Why did the toilet go to therapy? It was feeling flushed with emotion.

What's a toilet's favorite board game? Plungers and Ladders.

Why don't toilets ever get cold? They have a seat heater!

What did the sink say to the faucet? Water you waiting for?

Why did the toilet break up with the bath tub? It couldn't handle the draining relationship.

What did one shower head say to the other? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the soap drop out of school? It couldn't make the grade.

What did one toilet say to the other? Water you up to?

Why did the toothpaste get a promotion? It rose to the paste!

What did the tissue say to the nose? Hang in there, buddy!

Why did the soap opera get canceled? It was all washed up.

What's a toilet's favorite comedy show? Flush and Friends.

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It was feeling unrolled.

What did one soap bar say to the other? Let's lather up for a good time!