Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the booger say to the nasal hair? Let's stick together and block those invaders.
Why did the toilet plunger get in a fight with the drain snake? They couldn't handle the pressure.
What did one toilet seat say to the other? Stay positive, we always have a busy seat.
Why did the toilet lid make a terrible stand-up comedian? It couldn't handle the bathroom humor.
Why did the tissues bring confetti into the bathroom? They wanted to celebrate a clean escape.
What did the drain say to the hair clog? I hope this doesn't clog up our relationship.
Why did the toilet paper get a job at the newspaper? It wanted to cover important stories.
Why did the hand soap break up with the sink? It couldn't deal with the messy relationship.
What did one toilet bowl say to the other? Let's flush out our problems together.
Why did the shower curtain not want to talk to the bath mat? It was feeling a bit curt.
Why did the toilet bowl cross the road? It was looking for a clean getaway.
Why did the toilet paper feel sad? It was on a roll but going down the drain.
Why was the soap so good at math? It knew how to divide and conquer bathroom germs.
What did the sink say to the soap dispenser? Can you lend me a hand, I'm feeling drained?
Why did the toilet seat feel lucky? It had a royal flush.
Why was the soap opera canceled? It had too many suds and drama.
Why did the sponge apply for a job in the bathroom? It wanted to soak up all the opportunities.
Why did the toilet brush go to the comedy show? It heard they had great bathroom humor.
What did the toilet lid say to the seat? Let's keep things covered up.
Why was the soap so confident? It had a strong foundation in cleanliness.
What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? Let's freshen up together.